Sent: Friday, January 12, 2001 10:11 AM
Subject: Fw: How man sees woman
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> Objet : How man sees woman
> 
> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> 
> I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
> 
> Marriage is a 3ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
> 
> The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said,
> "Dust!"
> 
> In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and
> rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has
rested.
> 
> Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
> 
> Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
> doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
> Dad: That happens in every country, son.
> 
> A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he
> received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
> mine."
> 
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
> once.
> 
> First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
> Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
> 
> How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for
> free.
> 
> Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
> they had no faults at all.
> 
> If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word
> you say, talk in your sleep.
> 
> Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until
I
> got married; and then it was too late."
> 
> A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
> married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying"

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