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   (I think these would be fun to do if you just walked
    into an exam for a class you're not taking.)


  1.  Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly
  say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to
  every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are
  you? Where's the regular guy?"

  2.  On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to
  refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this
  question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be
  creative.

  3.  Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of
  relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the
  country" and run off.

  4.  Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make
  one up!  For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

  5.  Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out,
  start commenting on how easy it was.

  6.  Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If
  it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE.
  etc..).

  7.  Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down
  violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

  8.  Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point
  during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

  9.  Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

  10.  Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the
  class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you
  belonged.  Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right
  to take the exam.

  11.  Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say,
  "You don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days Of Our
  Lives is on!!!"

  12.  From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore
  the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to
  leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the
  River Kwai.

  13.  If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you
  could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most
  equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life
  story.

  14.  Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious...
  like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just
  failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with
  the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

  15.  After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any
  question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

  16.  Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

  17.  Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent
  to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

  18.  Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks"